1 00:00:08,862 --> 00:00:09,965 Are you ready, kids? 2 00:00:10,068 --> 00:00:11,758 Aye, aye, Captain! 3 00:00:11,862 --> 00:00:12,965 I can't hear you. 4 00:00:13,068 --> 00:00:15,413 Aye, aye, Captain! 5 00:00:15,517 --> 00:00:17,586 ♪ Ooh! 6 00:00:17,689 --> 00:00:20,000 ♪ Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? ♪ 7 00:00:20,103 --> 00:00:21,586 ♪ SpongeBob Squarepants! ♪ 8 00:00:21,689 --> 00:00:23,827 ♪ Absorbent and yellow and porous is he ♪ 9 00:00:23,931 --> 00:00:25,586 ♪ SpongeBob Squarepants! ♪ 10 00:00:25,689 --> 00:00:28,068 ♪ If nautical nonsense be something you wish ♪ 11 00:00:28,172 --> 00:00:29,413 ♪ SpongeBob Squarepants! ♪ 12 00:00:29,517 --> 00:00:31,551 ♪ Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish ♪ 13 00:00:31,655 --> 00:00:34,068 ♪ SpongeBob Squarepants!♪Ready? 14 00:00:34,172 --> 00:00:36,068 ♪ SpongeBob Squarepants! 15 00:00:36,172 --> 00:00:38,275 ♪ SpongeBob Squarepants! 16 00:00:38,379 --> 00:00:40,000 ♪ SpongeBob Squarepants! 17 00:00:40,103 --> 00:00:43,655 ♪ SpongeBob Squarepants! 18 00:00:50,517 --> 00:00:55,413 Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION 19 00:00:55,517 --> 00:00:59,655 and NICKELODEON 20 00:01:05,586 --> 00:01:06,620 Ah... 21 00:01:06,724 --> 00:01:08,172 I don't know how you do it, Gar Bear. 22 00:01:08,275 --> 00:01:12,344 But that's the best cup of French toast I've ever had. 23 00:01:13,689 --> 00:01:15,413 Well, time to punch that clock. 24 00:01:15,517 --> 00:01:16,620 But not before checking 25 00:01:16,724 --> 00:01:19,655 my motivational quote-a-day calendar. 26 00:01:19,758 --> 00:01:22,275 "You are a winner." 27 00:01:24,689 --> 00:01:29,517 And today's the first day of summer. 28 00:01:31,241 --> 00:01:33,586 Happy first day of summer, Squidward. 29 00:01:33,689 --> 00:01:35,758 Care to join me for solstice caroling? 30 00:01:35,862 --> 00:01:37,620 ♪ Walking in the grass, it's all fine ♪ 31 00:01:37,724 --> 00:01:41,034 ♪ Don't need shoes in the summertime ♪ 32 00:01:44,103 --> 00:01:48,172 I'm not much of a summer person, SpongeBob. 33 00:01:48,275 --> 00:01:49,724 Davy Jones on the jib! 34 00:01:49,827 --> 00:01:51,241 Do my ears deceive me? 35 00:01:51,344 --> 00:01:54,137 Is it really the first day of summer? 36 00:01:54,241 --> 00:01:55,310 Is it?! 37 00:01:55,413 --> 00:01:56,275 Yeah. 38 00:01:56,379 --> 00:01:59,103 Oo-whee-hoo! 39 00:01:59,413 --> 00:02:02,310 Gee, Mr. K, you sure have 40 00:02:02,413 --> 00:02:04,241 a scorching case of summer fever. 41 00:02:04,344 --> 00:02:05,793 What is it about summertime 42 00:02:05,896 --> 00:02:07,275 that makes us so happy? 43 00:02:07,379 --> 00:02:08,551 The firefly-lit nights? 44 00:02:08,655 --> 00:02:11,172 The intoxicating aroma of a charcoal briquette? 45 00:02:11,275 --> 00:02:15,241 The hypnotic sound of a lawn mower running over a flip-flop? 46 00:02:15,344 --> 00:02:16,931 The money. 47 00:02:17,034 --> 00:02:18,034 The money? 48 00:02:18,068 --> 00:02:20,724 Er, uh, I mean, uh... the children. 49 00:02:20,827 --> 00:02:21,724 Oh. 50 00:02:21,827 --> 00:02:22,907 You see, boy, during the summer 51 00:02:22,931 --> 00:02:25,275 the children are excused from their classes. 52 00:02:25,379 --> 00:02:26,206 A recess commonly 53 00:02:26,310 --> 00:02:29,655 referred to as summer break. 54 00:02:29,758 --> 00:02:31,862 Tell me more about summer break. 55 00:02:31,965 --> 00:02:33,896 Well, during the summer break 56 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:37,103 the children wander Bikini Bottom unsupervised 57 00:02:37,206 --> 00:02:39,379 their pockets lined with allowance 58 00:02:39,482 --> 00:02:40,758 free to spend their money 59 00:02:40,862 --> 00:02:44,241 without any parental guidance whatsoever. 60 00:02:44,344 --> 00:02:46,310 I guess that's what I like best. 61 00:02:47,758 --> 00:02:49,034 Sure I suppose some would try 62 00:02:49,137 --> 00:02:50,965 and take advantage of this situation 63 00:02:51,068 --> 00:02:54,068 by selling them toys or candy. 64 00:02:54,172 --> 00:02:57,137 But I sleep well at night with the knowledge 65 00:02:57,241 --> 00:03:00,172 that I'm providing them with something they need... 66 00:03:00,275 --> 00:03:02,586 A nutritious meal. 67 00:03:02,689 --> 00:03:04,137 Come here, you little piggies! 68 00:03:04,241 --> 00:03:08,137 I've been taught the true meaning of summer. 69 00:03:08,827 --> 00:03:11,965 Almost closing time, Mr. K. 70 00:03:12,068 --> 00:03:12,862 What?! 71 00:03:12,965 --> 00:03:14,310 But that's impossible! 72 00:03:14,413 --> 00:03:15,862 What about the money?! 73 00:03:15,965 --> 00:03:20,517 I mean, uh... uh, what about the children? 74 00:03:21,689 --> 00:03:23,862 I guess summer isn't coming this year. 75 00:03:23,965 --> 00:03:27,310 Hey, maybe they're all at that new playground over there. 76 00:03:27,413 --> 00:03:28,689 Playground?! 77 00:03:28,793 --> 00:03:30,551 Luring away me young customers? 78 00:03:30,655 --> 00:03:34,241 Warm up the boat, SpongeBob. 79 00:03:36,655 --> 00:03:39,551 See anything, Mr. Krabs? 80 00:03:39,655 --> 00:03:41,965 Oh, they're here all right. 81 00:03:42,068 --> 00:03:43,793 Just look at them, SpongeBob. 82 00:03:43,896 --> 00:03:45,620 So weak and malnourished 83 00:03:45,724 --> 00:03:48,517 with nobody trying to sell them nothing. 84 00:03:48,620 --> 00:03:49,862 Breaks me heart. 85 00:03:53,586 --> 00:03:56,000 No!! 86 00:03:56,103 --> 00:04:00,206 I got nothing to live for, SpongeBob. 87 00:04:00,310 --> 00:04:01,758 The way you drove the boat 88 00:04:01,862 --> 00:04:04,896 belying on the ground was kind of cool. 89 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:06,034 True. 90 00:04:06,137 --> 00:04:07,527 But that's not going to get these munchkins 91 00:04:07,551 --> 00:04:10,034 away from this playground. 92 00:04:10,137 --> 00:04:11,586 Unless... 93 00:04:11,689 --> 00:04:12,862 Hmm. 94 00:04:12,965 --> 00:04:13,689 See you tomorrow, boy. 95 00:04:13,793 --> 00:04:14,931 Got a lot of work to do. 96 00:04:15,034 --> 00:04:17,068 You got it, Mr. Krabs. 97 00:04:17,172 --> 00:04:18,413 Hey! 98 00:04:18,517 --> 00:04:20,034 Another day, another dollar. 99 00:04:20,137 --> 00:04:21,976 Gee, I wonder what Mr. Krabs has been up to since I saw him last 100 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:24,862 and then went home to do nothing of particular interest 101 00:04:24,965 --> 00:04:26,275 till this very moment. 102 00:04:26,379 --> 00:04:27,793 Huh?! 103 00:04:32,793 --> 00:04:34,000 SpongeBob. 104 00:04:34,103 --> 00:04:37,172 You're just in time for the grand unveiling of... 105 00:04:37,275 --> 00:04:38,379 Krabby Land. 106 00:04:38,482 --> 00:04:39,655 Krabby Land, sir? 107 00:04:39,758 --> 00:04:41,655 Yes, Krabby Land. 108 00:04:41,758 --> 00:04:44,206 Where a kid can have fun. 109 00:04:44,310 --> 00:04:45,448 For the right price. 110 00:04:46,689 --> 00:04:49,344 Welcome to the Krusty Krab, young man. 111 00:04:49,448 --> 00:04:50,448 What's your name? 112 00:04:50,517 --> 00:04:51,275 Monroe. 113 00:04:51,379 --> 00:04:53,000 Nice to meet you, Monroe. 114 00:04:53,103 --> 00:04:54,517 Whee! 115 00:04:56,344 --> 00:04:57,103 Aha. 116 00:04:57,206 --> 00:04:58,620 Okay, Money... 117 00:04:58,724 --> 00:05:00,241 I mean, uh, children. 118 00:05:00,344 --> 00:05:04,344 It's time for the grand unveiling of Money! 119 00:05:04,448 --> 00:05:06,310 I mean, Krabby Land! 120 00:05:06,413 --> 00:05:07,689 Yay! 121 00:05:07,793 --> 00:05:09,448 Okay, kids, now promise Uncle Krabs 122 00:05:09,551 --> 00:05:11,620 that if you get hungry while you're playing 123 00:05:11,724 --> 00:05:13,827 you'll come inside for some delicious 124 00:05:13,931 --> 00:05:15,931 nutritious Krabby Patties. 125 00:05:16,034 --> 00:05:18,793 We promise. 126 00:05:18,896 --> 00:05:22,517 All right, here we go. 127 00:05:22,620 --> 00:05:26,344 I give you... Krabby Land! 128 00:05:26,448 --> 00:05:28,344 Yay! 129 00:05:40,586 --> 00:05:42,517 Whoa! Ooh! 130 00:05:42,620 --> 00:05:43,931 Where am I? 131 00:05:44,034 --> 00:05:46,000 Uh... that reminds me. 132 00:05:46,103 --> 00:05:48,413 I forgot to give you these coloring books 133 00:05:48,517 --> 00:05:50,103 slash liability waivers. 134 00:05:50,206 --> 00:05:51,389 Everyone who hands theirs back 135 00:05:51,413 --> 00:05:55,379 gets to meet the one and only Krabby the Clown. 136 00:05:55,482 --> 00:05:56,793 Yay! Yay! 137 00:05:56,896 --> 00:05:58,965 Have fun. And don't forget to eat plenty 138 00:05:59,068 --> 00:06:00,965 of vitamin-enriched Krabby Patties... 139 00:06:01,068 --> 00:06:02,896 Krabby the Clown's favorite meal. 140 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:06,482 We want Krabby! We want Krabby! 141 00:06:06,586 --> 00:06:08,344 Where is Krabby, Mr. Krabs? 142 00:06:08,448 --> 00:06:11,551 He'll be here after I count their money. 143 00:06:11,655 --> 00:06:12,758 Just stall them. 144 00:06:12,862 --> 00:06:14,931 Stall them? How do I do that? 145 00:06:15,034 --> 00:06:18,379 I don't know, be entertaining. 146 00:06:20,689 --> 00:06:22,448 Duh-uh... duh. 147 00:06:22,551 --> 00:06:23,551 Hey, kids. 148 00:06:23,620 --> 00:06:25,517 You're not Krabby the Clown. 149 00:06:25,620 --> 00:06:28,896 No, I'm not. I'm, uh... 150 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:31,586 I'm Krabby's beloved sidekick 151 00:06:31,689 --> 00:06:36,344 the Krabby Patty... Burglar. 152 00:06:36,448 --> 00:06:37,517 Lame. 153 00:06:37,620 --> 00:06:38,827 Krabby will be here soon. 154 00:06:38,931 --> 00:06:40,724 He, uh, had to take the bus. 155 00:06:40,827 --> 00:06:44,931 But in the meantime, let's have some fun! 156 00:06:45,034 --> 00:06:47,310 You kids like bubbles? 157 00:06:47,413 --> 00:06:48,413 No. 158 00:06:48,448 --> 00:06:51,344 Well, you've never seen my bubbles. 159 00:06:53,241 --> 00:06:54,103 Voila! 160 00:06:54,206 --> 00:06:55,655 A bubble shaped like a jellyfish. 161 00:06:55,758 --> 00:06:56,758 How about that? 162 00:06:56,862 --> 00:06:58,931 Still lame. 163 00:06:59,586 --> 00:07:01,068 Okay. 164 00:07:01,172 --> 00:07:06,000 Prepare to be blown back on your tail fins. 165 00:07:07,931 --> 00:07:11,034 Ta-dah! 166 00:07:11,724 --> 00:07:13,862 Uh. Uh. 167 00:07:13,965 --> 00:07:15,482 You stink! 168 00:07:15,586 --> 00:07:17,241 Bring on the clown! 169 00:07:17,344 --> 00:07:17,931 Okay. 170 00:07:18,034 --> 00:07:20,620 Now for a finale. 171 00:07:21,620 --> 00:07:24,172 Boo! Boo! Boo! 172 00:07:24,275 --> 00:07:25,344 Boo! 173 00:07:25,448 --> 00:07:26,793 Boo! 174 00:07:26,896 --> 00:07:28,310 Boo! 175 00:07:28,413 --> 00:07:29,551 Boo! 176 00:07:37,758 --> 00:07:38,758 My eyes! 177 00:07:40,413 --> 00:07:42,000 Whoa-oh-oh! 178 00:07:51,517 --> 00:07:54,862 They seem to respond to me being in pain. 179 00:07:54,965 --> 00:07:57,137 They enjoy other people's misery. 180 00:07:57,241 --> 00:08:00,379 Hey, kids. Check this out. 181 00:08:07,620 --> 00:08:11,241 I've got them right where I want them. 182 00:08:14,344 --> 00:08:15,448 Aah! 183 00:08:57,034 --> 00:08:59,068 Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! 184 00:08:59,172 --> 00:09:01,862 Ooh! Yow! Ow! Ooh! Yow! 185 00:09:13,413 --> 00:09:14,551 Mr. Krabs 186 00:09:14,655 --> 00:09:17,137 I can't take much more of this stalling stuff. 187 00:09:17,241 --> 00:09:19,862 Always thinking about yourself. 188 00:09:19,965 --> 00:09:21,344 Get out there and stall! 189 00:09:21,448 --> 00:09:23,586 What happened to your arms and legs, boy? 190 00:09:23,689 --> 00:09:28,172 The kids are using them as boomerangs. 191 00:09:29,793 --> 00:09:30,793 Boomerangs? 192 00:09:30,862 --> 00:09:33,586 Oh, no! They might break my windows. 193 00:09:33,689 --> 00:09:34,689 What are we going to do? 194 00:09:34,758 --> 00:09:36,318 Well, now that all their money's counted 195 00:09:36,413 --> 00:09:39,068 tell them Krabby has just arrived. 196 00:09:39,172 --> 00:09:41,034 Really? He's here? 197 00:09:41,137 --> 00:09:43,862 Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy... 198 00:09:43,965 --> 00:09:46,620 Get out there and tell them! 199 00:09:47,310 --> 00:09:48,793 Listen, everybody. 200 00:09:48,896 --> 00:09:52,206 Krabby the Clown is in the building! 201 00:09:55,103 --> 00:09:56,758 Who do you want?! 202 00:09:56,862 --> 00:09:58,206 Krabby! 203 00:09:58,310 --> 00:10:00,517 When do you want him?! 204 00:10:00,620 --> 00:10:01,758 Now! 205 00:10:01,862 --> 00:10:03,689 Krabby! Krabby! 206 00:10:03,793 --> 00:10:06,344 Krabby! Krabby! Hooray! 207 00:10:06,448 --> 00:10:07,448 Hey, kids. 208 00:10:07,551 --> 00:10:09,931 Are you ready to meet Krabby the Clown? 209 00:10:10,034 --> 00:10:11,655 Yay! 210 00:10:11,758 --> 00:10:13,724 All right. Here you go! 211 00:10:14,827 --> 00:10:16,241 Hey, kids. 212 00:10:16,344 --> 00:10:19,379 Uh, thank you all for coming. 213 00:10:19,482 --> 00:10:20,275 Thank you. 214 00:10:20,379 --> 00:10:23,655 Eat plenty of Krabby Patties. 215 00:10:26,793 --> 00:10:28,827 ♪ Doo-doo, dee-doodly-doo 216 00:10:28,931 --> 00:10:30,724 ♪ Doo-doo, dee-doo. 217 00:10:30,827 --> 00:10:32,793 Ah, Krabs, you'd done it again. 218 00:10:32,896 --> 00:10:34,413 I'll say you have. 219 00:10:34,517 --> 00:10:35,206 SpongeBob? 220 00:10:35,310 --> 00:10:36,655 How could you, Mr. Krabs? 221 00:10:36,758 --> 00:10:40,275 You promised these children Krabby the Clown. 222 00:10:40,379 --> 00:10:43,206 But all I saw up there was... 223 00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:45,000 Cheapy the Cheapskate. 224 00:10:45,103 --> 00:10:48,034 Hey, I ain't cheap. 225 00:10:49,586 --> 00:10:52,275 Now take this tomato back to the kitchen before it spoils. 226 00:10:52,379 --> 00:10:55,793 But what about the true meaning of summer? 227 00:10:55,896 --> 00:10:57,551 What about the children? 228 00:10:57,655 --> 00:10:58,689 The children? 229 00:10:58,793 --> 00:11:00,275 I don't care about the children. 230 00:11:00,379 --> 00:11:02,275 I just care about their parents' money. 231 00:11:02,379 --> 00:11:05,689 Ah, the fact that their feeble minds are easily manipulated 232 00:11:05,793 --> 00:11:09,034 by cheap playgrounds and talentless clowns 233 00:11:09,137 --> 00:11:10,620 is no skin off my nose. 234 00:11:10,724 --> 00:11:13,482 Survival of the fittest, SpongeBob. 235 00:11:13,586 --> 00:11:16,034 Survival of the fittest. Heh-heh. 236 00:11:19,137 --> 00:11:20,551 Oh. Hey, kids. 237 00:11:20,655 --> 00:11:25,724 Uh... Uncle Krabs has to go to the bank now. 238 00:11:25,827 --> 00:11:27,103 Get him! 239 00:11:29,827 --> 00:11:33,586 I suppose I'll never know the true meaning of summer. 240 00:11:33,689 --> 00:11:34,827 I thought I knew it once 241 00:11:34,931 --> 00:11:37,793 but that was a long, long time ago. 242 00:11:37,896 --> 00:11:39,137 You mean this morning? 243 00:11:39,241 --> 00:11:40,241 Yeah. 244 00:11:41,862 --> 00:11:44,206 Come outside, Mr. Squarepants. 245 00:11:44,310 --> 00:11:47,655 It's a summer miracle. 246 00:11:47,758 --> 00:11:48,931 Hoorah! 247 00:11:49,034 --> 00:11:51,620 Wow, thousands of dollars fluttering in the breeze. 248 00:11:51,724 --> 00:11:55,310 I guess that's the true meaning of summer. 249 00:11:59,310 --> 00:12:01,172 Where's Mr. Krabs? 250 00:12:01,275 --> 00:12:03,965 He's missing out on all the summer fun. 251 00:12:04,068 --> 00:12:05,241 Let me go! 252 00:12:05,344 --> 00:12:07,758 I got to get some of that green stuff. 253 00:12:07,862 --> 00:12:08,862 No! 254 00:12:08,931 --> 00:12:10,931 Not that green stuff! 255 00:12:11,034 --> 00:12:14,482 No!! 256 00:12:27,517 --> 00:12:30,862 Ah, finally, the weekend is here 257 00:12:30,965 --> 00:12:33,241 and this isn't just any old weekend. 258 00:12:33,344 --> 00:12:37,827 This is the weekend SpongeBob and Patrick go camping. 259 00:12:37,931 --> 00:12:41,241 Wouldn't it be great if they got lost in the woods 260 00:12:41,344 --> 00:12:42,344 and never came back? 261 00:12:42,413 --> 00:12:43,862 Patrick, I'm scared. 262 00:12:43,965 --> 00:12:46,965 Ho-ho, that would be great. 263 00:12:47,068 --> 00:12:49,655 You've waited a long time for this. 264 00:12:49,758 --> 00:12:51,206 A soft bed... 265 00:12:51,310 --> 00:12:52,344 Warm tea... 266 00:12:52,448 --> 00:12:53,655 A good book... 267 00:12:53,758 --> 00:12:56,931 And two whole days with no. 268 00:13:00,827 --> 00:13:02,172 What the...? 269 00:13:03,344 --> 00:13:04,827 SpongeBob... aren't you two 270 00:13:04,931 --> 00:13:06,413 supposed to be camping? 271 00:13:06,517 --> 00:13:07,655 We arecamping. 272 00:13:07,758 --> 00:13:09,517 SpongeBob, it's not camping 273 00:13:09,620 --> 00:13:11,413 if you're ten feet from your house. 274 00:13:11,517 --> 00:13:13,586 It doesn't matter where you are 275 00:13:13,689 --> 00:13:15,068 as long as you're outdoors. 276 00:13:15,172 --> 00:13:18,000 While all those soft city folk are safe in their beds 277 00:13:18,103 --> 00:13:20,586 reading books, we're out here pitting ourselves 278 00:13:20,689 --> 00:13:23,310 against the formidable forces of nature. 279 00:13:23,413 --> 00:13:25,137 You want to join us? 280 00:13:25,241 --> 00:13:25,862 No. 281 00:13:25,965 --> 00:13:27,586 Okay. Have fun inside. 282 00:13:28,793 --> 00:13:31,413 What do you mean, have fun inside? 283 00:13:31,517 --> 00:13:33,241 Just... have fun inside. 284 00:13:33,344 --> 00:13:34,517 See you tomorrow. 285 00:13:34,620 --> 00:13:37,137 Oh. Bye. 286 00:13:37,413 --> 00:13:38,241 You little sneak. 287 00:13:38,344 --> 00:13:40,068 I see what you're doing. What? 288 00:13:40,172 --> 00:13:43,620 Don't think I can't see what you're doing. 289 00:13:43,724 --> 00:13:44,620 What? 290 00:13:44,724 --> 00:13:47,206 You're saying I can't take it. 291 00:13:47,310 --> 00:13:48,379 But all I... 292 00:13:48,482 --> 00:13:50,862 You're saying I'm soft. 293 00:13:50,965 --> 00:13:53,827 You think your little "have fun inside" challenge 294 00:13:53,931 --> 00:13:56,379 is going to make me come camping with you 295 00:13:56,482 --> 00:13:58,241 but that is never going to happen. 296 00:13:58,344 --> 00:14:01,862 There's no way I'm going to sit out here all night 297 00:14:01,965 --> 00:14:03,379 with you two losers. 298 00:14:03,482 --> 00:14:05,310 So get used to it. 299 00:14:05,413 --> 00:14:06,413 Okay. 300 00:14:06,482 --> 00:14:08,586 Have fun inside. 301 00:14:08,689 --> 00:14:09,931 That's it! I'm in! 302 00:14:10,034 --> 00:14:11,655 I'll show you camping. 303 00:14:11,758 --> 00:14:15,172 Squidward's going to come camping with us. 304 00:14:18,586 --> 00:14:20,448 Now you'll see how a real... 305 00:14:20,551 --> 00:14:23,206 outdoorsman does it. 306 00:14:23,310 --> 00:14:26,517 Here we are... My remote-controlled 307 00:14:26,620 --> 00:14:28,620 self-assembling tent. 308 00:14:28,724 --> 00:14:31,482 Watch and learn. 309 00:14:36,620 --> 00:14:38,103 That was great, Squidward 310 00:14:38,206 --> 00:14:39,827 but how do you get inside? 311 00:14:39,931 --> 00:14:41,896 Yeah, it's all crushy-looking. 312 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:45,000 It isn't put up yet, you idiots. 313 00:14:48,448 --> 00:14:49,344 Customization. 314 00:14:49,448 --> 00:14:50,965 Genius. 315 00:14:52,137 --> 00:14:54,275 He's tenderizing the ground. 316 00:14:54,379 --> 00:14:55,896 Of course. 317 00:14:58,517 --> 00:15:00,551 Write that down, write that down! 318 00:15:03,241 --> 00:15:04,379 Huh? 319 00:15:04,482 --> 00:15:07,068 Voila. 320 00:15:09,620 --> 00:15:15,241 But what could compare to just lying out under the stars? 321 00:15:17,827 --> 00:15:20,448 Well, Iworked up an appetite 322 00:15:20,551 --> 00:15:22,551 as big as all outdoors. 323 00:15:22,655 --> 00:15:24,034 Time for a little grub. 324 00:15:24,137 --> 00:15:26,517 I suppose you two are going to stew up 325 00:15:26,620 --> 00:15:28,137 some twigs and rocks, right? 326 00:15:28,241 --> 00:15:31,206 No, we got something even better... 327 00:15:31,310 --> 00:15:33,379 Marshmallows. 328 00:15:36,482 --> 00:15:37,275 Mmm-mm. 329 00:15:37,379 --> 00:15:38,724 Just like the astronauts eat. 330 00:15:40,034 --> 00:15:42,724 Patrick to SpongeBob. Patrick to SpongeBob. 331 00:15:42,827 --> 00:15:43,965 Do you read me? Over. 332 00:15:44,068 --> 00:15:46,413 SpongeBob to Patrick. 333 00:15:46,517 --> 00:15:47,586 I read you. Over. 334 00:15:47,689 --> 00:15:49,068 Patrick to SpongeBob. 335 00:15:49,413 --> 00:15:51,620 I like going. 336 00:15:51,724 --> 00:15:52,965 Over. 337 00:15:53,068 --> 00:15:54,068 SpongeBob to Patrick. 338 00:15:54,103 --> 00:15:55,241 Me, too. 339 00:16:01,068 --> 00:16:05,448 SpongeBob to Patrick, help yourself. Over. 340 00:16:05,551 --> 00:16:06,551 Yummy. 341 00:16:08,034 --> 00:16:09,620 Patrick to SpongeBob. 342 00:16:09,724 --> 00:16:11,965 The deliciousness has landed. 343 00:16:12,068 --> 00:16:15,448 Well, you two astronauts can eat marshmallows. 344 00:16:15,551 --> 00:16:16,551 I'm going to have a can 345 00:16:16,655 --> 00:16:19,517 of Swedish barnacle balls... just as soon 346 00:16:19,620 --> 00:16:21,517 as I can get my can opener. 347 00:16:21,620 --> 00:16:22,448 But, Squidward 348 00:16:22,551 --> 00:16:23,671 didn't you take a can opener 349 00:16:23,724 --> 00:16:24,793 when you hiked out here? 350 00:16:24,896 --> 00:16:25,896 Why would I bother? 351 00:16:25,931 --> 00:16:27,655 We're ten feet from my house. 352 00:16:27,758 --> 00:16:28,965 But this is the wilderness. 353 00:16:29,068 --> 00:16:32,379 It just doesn't seem to fit the camping spirit. 354 00:16:32,482 --> 00:16:34,620 Pretty weenie. 355 00:16:34,724 --> 00:16:35,827 All right, all right. 356 00:16:35,931 --> 00:16:37,965 Give me a marshmallow. 357 00:16:59,827 --> 00:17:01,206 Ha-ha-ha. 358 00:17:01,310 --> 00:17:02,413 Ha-ha-ha. 359 00:17:02,517 --> 00:17:06,241 Okay, besides spitting molten foodstuffs at me 360 00:17:06,344 --> 00:17:08,862 what else do you do for fun? 361 00:17:08,965 --> 00:17:11,551 Well... after a long day of camping 362 00:17:11,655 --> 00:17:16,482 it's nice to unwind with a nice, relaxing campfire song. 363 00:17:16,586 --> 00:17:20,034 I call this one "The Campfire Song Song." 364 00:17:20,137 --> 00:17:22,758 ♪ Let's gather round the campfire ♪ 365 00:17:22,862 --> 00:17:24,827 ♪ And sing our campfire song ♪ 366 00:17:24,931 --> 00:17:29,551 ♪ Our C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song ♪ 367 00:17:29,655 --> 00:17:32,758 ♪ And if you don't think that we can sing it ♪ 368 00:17:32,862 --> 00:17:34,517 ♪ Faster, then you're wrong 369 00:17:34,620 --> 00:17:38,586 ♪ But it'll help if you just sing along... ♪ 370 00:17:38,689 --> 00:17:41,724 ♪ Bom, bom, bom 371 00:17:41,827 --> 00:17:44,413 ♪ C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song ♪ 372 00:17:44,517 --> 00:17:47,034 ♪ C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song ♪ 373 00:17:47,137 --> 00:17:48,320 ♪ And if you don't think that we ♪ 374 00:17:48,344 --> 00:17:49,596 ♪ Can sing it faster, then you are wrong ♪ 375 00:17:49,620 --> 00:17:51,965 ♪ But it'll help if you just sing along... ♪ 376 00:17:52,068 --> 00:17:55,620 ♪ C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song ♪ Patrick! 377 00:17:55,724 --> 00:17:57,517 ♪ Song. C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E... 378 00:17:57,620 --> 00:17:59,172 Squidward. 379 00:17:59,275 --> 00:17:59,827 Good. 380 00:17:59,931 --> 00:18:02,655 ♪ It'll help... 381 00:18:02,758 --> 00:18:04,103 ♪ It'll help... 382 00:18:04,206 --> 00:18:09,068 ♪ If you just sing along... 383 00:18:11,482 --> 00:18:13,000 ♪ Oh, yeah! 384 00:18:14,206 --> 00:18:16,862 Now, wasn't that relaxing? 385 00:18:16,965 --> 00:18:17,620 No. 386 00:18:17,724 --> 00:18:19,586 Thisis relaxing. 387 00:18:23,758 --> 00:18:24,758 Oh, no! 388 00:18:24,793 --> 00:18:28,000 I'll save you, Squidward. 389 00:18:31,724 --> 00:18:33,379 Squidward, are you all right? 390 00:18:33,482 --> 00:18:34,310 That's it. 391 00:18:34,413 --> 00:18:36,655 Chew... chew... and swallow. 392 00:18:38,172 --> 00:18:39,827 There. Better? 393 00:18:39,931 --> 00:18:40,793 Better?! 394 00:18:40,896 --> 00:18:42,379 I was just fine until you launched 395 00:18:42,482 --> 00:18:44,724 that ballistic junk food into my windpipe! 396 00:18:44,827 --> 00:18:46,172 But I had to. It's too dangerous 397 00:18:46,275 --> 00:18:49,896 to play the clarinet badly out here in the wilderness. 398 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:52,620 It might attract... 399 00:18:52,724 --> 00:18:54,344 a sea bear. 400 00:18:54,448 --> 00:18:55,551 A sea bear? 401 00:18:55,655 --> 00:18:58,896 You mean like the ones that... don't exist?! 402 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:00,827 What are you saying? 403 00:19:00,931 --> 00:19:02,620 There's no such thing. 404 00:19:02,724 --> 00:19:03,896 They're just a myth. 405 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:05,000 Oh, no, Squidward. 406 00:19:05,103 --> 00:19:06,517 Sea bears are all too real. 407 00:19:06,620 --> 00:19:09,724 It says so in the Bikini Bottom Inquirer. 408 00:19:09,827 --> 00:19:11,068 "I married a Sea Bear"? 409 00:19:11,172 --> 00:19:13,413 Yeah, and Fake Science Monthly. 410 00:19:13,517 --> 00:19:16,344 "Sea Bears and Fairytales Are Real"? 411 00:19:16,448 --> 00:19:20,172 That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. 412 00:19:20,275 --> 00:19:22,310 Well, maybe it isstupid 413 00:19:22,413 --> 00:19:23,793 but it's also dumb. 414 00:19:23,896 --> 00:19:24,976 Patrick's right, Squidward... 415 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:26,344 Sea Bears are no laughing matter. 416 00:19:26,448 --> 00:19:28,310 Why, once I met this guy who knew this guy 417 00:19:28,413 --> 00:19:29,862 who knew this guy who knew this guy 418 00:19:29,965 --> 00:19:31,793 who knew this guy who knew this guy 419 00:19:31,896 --> 00:19:32,896 who knew this guy 420 00:19:32,931 --> 00:19:34,251 who knew this guy who knew this guy 421 00:19:34,275 --> 00:19:35,931 who knew this guy who knew this guy 422 00:19:36,034 --> 00:19:37,586 who knew this guy who knew this guy 423 00:19:37,689 --> 00:19:39,310 who knew this guy who knew this guy 424 00:19:39,413 --> 00:19:40,862 who knew this guy's cousin... 425 00:19:40,965 --> 00:19:41,965 You're right! 426 00:19:42,068 --> 00:19:43,724 I should be more careful. 427 00:19:43,827 --> 00:19:45,482 In fact, why don't you tell me 428 00:19:45,586 --> 00:19:47,586 all of the things I shouldn't do 429 00:19:47,689 --> 00:19:50,517 if I want to keep the sea bears away. 430 00:19:50,620 --> 00:19:51,517 Okay, that's easy. 431 00:19:51,620 --> 00:19:53,724 First off, don't play the clarinet. 432 00:19:53,827 --> 00:19:55,137 Okay, then what? 433 00:19:55,241 --> 00:19:56,976 Never wave your flashlight back and forth really fast. 434 00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:59,172 Flashlights are their natural prey. 435 00:19:59,275 --> 00:20:00,103 You're kidding. 436 00:20:00,206 --> 00:20:01,758 Don't stomp around... They take that 437 00:20:01,862 --> 00:20:02,896 as a challenge. Yeah. 438 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:03,689 Go on. 439 00:20:03,793 --> 00:20:05,137 Don't ever eat cheese. 440 00:20:05,241 --> 00:20:06,241 Sliced or cubed? 441 00:20:07,965 --> 00:20:09,137 Cubed. Sliced is fine. 442 00:20:09,241 --> 00:20:10,344 Yeah, yeah. And? 443 00:20:10,448 --> 00:20:12,620 Never wear a sombrero......in a goofy fashion. 444 00:20:12,724 --> 00:20:14,689 Or clown shoes. Or a hoop skirt. 445 00:20:14,793 --> 00:20:16,655 And never... Ever... 446 00:20:16,758 --> 00:20:17,827 Ever! Duh! 447 00:20:17,931 --> 00:20:20,172 Screech like a chimpanzee! 448 00:20:20,275 --> 00:20:21,275 Wow. It's amazing 449 00:20:21,310 --> 00:20:24,517 how many things can set a sea bear off. 450 00:20:24,620 --> 00:20:25,827 They're horrible. 451 00:20:25,931 --> 00:20:29,517 And... and suddenly, I have the sense 452 00:20:29,620 --> 00:20:31,689 we're all in danger. 453 00:20:31,793 --> 00:20:32,931 Why? Why? 454 00:20:33,034 --> 00:20:35,448 I don't know... 455 00:20:35,551 --> 00:20:37,793 Just a feeling! 456 00:20:37,896 --> 00:20:38,758 No. 457 00:20:38,862 --> 00:20:39,862 Yes. 458 00:20:39,896 --> 00:20:40,896 No. 459 00:20:41,965 --> 00:20:43,551 Squidward, please don't. 460 00:20:47,551 --> 00:20:49,586 SpongeBob, what are we going to do? 461 00:20:49,689 --> 00:20:52,241 A sea bear is sure to come and eat us. 462 00:20:52,344 --> 00:20:53,517 Don't worry, Patrick. 463 00:20:53,620 --> 00:20:56,137 I'll draw us an anti-sea bear circle in the dirt. 464 00:20:56,241 --> 00:20:57,034 Good thinking. 465 00:20:57,137 --> 00:20:58,275 All the experts say 466 00:20:58,379 --> 00:21:00,551 it's the only defense against a sea bear attack. 467 00:21:00,655 --> 00:21:04,310 Ha-ha-ha-ha. You guys are so gullible. 468 00:21:04,413 --> 00:21:09,310 See? I did everything that attracts a sea bear 469 00:21:09,413 --> 00:21:11,137 and nothing happened. 470 00:21:11,241 --> 00:21:14,482 If sea bears really exist, why didn't one show up? 471 00:21:14,586 --> 00:21:16,413 Maybe it's because you're not wearing 472 00:21:16,517 --> 00:21:18,586 your sombrero in a goofy fashion. 473 00:21:18,689 --> 00:21:20,034 Oh, pfft. Sorry. 474 00:21:20,137 --> 00:21:21,758 How silly of me. 475 00:21:21,862 --> 00:21:23,689 You mean like this? 476 00:21:28,172 --> 00:21:29,172 No. Like that. 477 00:21:42,862 --> 00:21:45,586 Squidward, are you okay? 478 00:21:45,689 --> 00:21:46,758 No. 479 00:21:46,862 --> 00:21:49,896 Quick. Jump inside our anti-sea bear circle 480 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:51,172 before he comes back. 481 00:21:51,275 --> 00:21:54,724 Yeah. Sea bears often attack more than once. 482 00:21:54,827 --> 00:21:55,827 Are you crazy? 483 00:21:55,862 --> 00:21:59,206 A dirt circle won't stop that monster. 484 00:21:59,310 --> 00:22:01,379 I'm running for my life. 485 00:22:01,482 --> 00:22:02,482 No! 486 00:22:07,275 --> 00:22:10,793 Don't run! Sea bears hate that. 487 00:22:11,517 --> 00:22:12,620 Thanks for the tip. 488 00:22:12,724 --> 00:22:16,103 I guess I'll just limp home, then. 489 00:22:16,206 --> 00:22:17,206 No! 490 00:22:24,103 --> 00:22:27,068 They hate limping more than running! 491 00:22:27,172 --> 00:22:30,034 Well, I guess I'll just have... 492 00:22:32,724 --> 00:22:37,137 I should have warned you about crawling. 493 00:22:40,862 --> 00:22:42,965 What did I do that time? 494 00:22:43,068 --> 00:22:47,034 I don't know. I guess he just doesn't like you. 495 00:22:47,137 --> 00:22:49,000 Pretend to be somebody else. 496 00:22:49,103 --> 00:22:50,827 Here, draw a circle. 497 00:22:50,931 --> 00:22:52,896 Okay. 498 00:22:58,172 --> 00:22:59,862 That was an oval! 499 00:22:59,965 --> 00:23:02,689 It has to be a circle! 500 00:23:02,793 --> 00:23:03,793 Move over! 501 00:23:14,965 --> 00:23:16,965 Hey. It worked. 502 00:23:17,068 --> 00:23:19,275 You guys saved my life. 503 00:23:21,275 --> 00:23:23,758 Yeah. I'm glad it was just a sea bear. 504 00:23:23,862 --> 00:23:27,931 This circle would never hold back a sea rhinoceros. 505 00:23:28,034 --> 00:23:29,379 What attracts them? 506 00:23:29,482 --> 00:23:32,068 The sound of a sea bear attack. 507 00:23:33,172 --> 00:23:34,586 Huh. Good thing we're all wearing 508 00:23:34,689 --> 00:23:37,310 our anti-sea rhinoceros undergarments. 509 00:23:37,413 --> 00:23:38,793 Right, Squidward? 510 00:23:38,896 --> 00:23:39,896 Uh-huh. 511 00:23:42,310 --> 00:23:46,931 Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION 512 00:23:47,034 --> 00:23:55,034 and NICKELODEON